PIQUE'S NEW MAG SHOTS

Ever since the whole talk about Gerard Pique doing the "waka waka" with Shakira, i noticed he has become a hotTER commodity with the females.This picture of the pair seem to make it official that they are an item.

Shakira & Pique holding hands i think they look good together

The total realization of the 24year old's vulnerability to Cougars is probably the reason.  Even Spanish fashion line MANGO has caught the bug because Pique is now the cover boy.
Take a look!

wooow......Shakira is one lucky woman

CAPTAIN SEX

Cesc & Walcott limped off during yesterday's victory over Stoke City and his buddies Jack Wilshere just tweeted

Hope @cesc4official and Theo are feeling alot better today...big players for us and we need them for sunday! Get better soon lads!

In the  meantime savour CAPTAIN SEX crotching around

Do i hear cat calls?

GIMME ME A REASON TO DISLIKE WESLEY SNEIJDER

Wesley Sneijder, son Jessey and wife Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen

Really how many soccer star dads throw cautions to the winds and hit the streets to have a bike ride? So cute the are definately making heads turn in the streets of Milan, Italy as you can see.
The look on Jesse's face is soooo serious he is looking to outrun his folks.heheheheeeee. I love fathers who put their time into their families because i had my fair(actually more than fair) share of daddy's time we were his leisure. In truth my sisters & i were my daddy's leisure and we could tell he enjoyed playing and messing around with us.
Wesley and Yolanthe look like they are having fun too....these are moments Jesse won't forget. Daddys out there take note oooh Mummys too. "Play out of the box (regular) sometimes but with caution(just like jesse's head has been protected with a helmet)".

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE SHOWDOWN!!!!

Real Madrid would be looking to break the jinx as they visit the Stade Gerland Stadium tonight as the get into the
Champions League knockout Round of 16 match against Lyon. Real were pipped by Lyon in last season’s Champions League match 2-1. Lyon have defeated Real each time in their last three encounters.

Another good news for Lyon is that Real Madrid have fallen six times at this stage of the Champions League BUT the bad news that probably blows off other piece of good news is they are now coached by JOSE MOURINHO *wink* *wink*

Lyon Coach Claude Puel

Jose Mourinho winning the CL with Inter Milan

Real Madrid should have to make an early impact in the match to dictate the terms for the entire 90 minutes. The match may bring a first victory for the Spanish club over the French counterpart in the Champions League match. A close 2-1 victory for the Real Madrid is predicted. What do you predict?

DALGLISH & CARROLL = BOYZONE

While we are awaiting Andy Carroll to make his debut for liverpool, the club's gaffer Kenny Dalglish took him for Boyzone's show which held at Liverpool's Echo Arena. Ok.....no comments on a PILF and overgrown baby going for a love mushy boyband concert.

When Andy is not bonding with Kenny he's hanging with  his new girlfriend Stacey Miller

FOOTIE FETISH!: JACK WILSHERE HAS NO BALLS!

FOOTIE FETISH!: JACK WILSHERE HAS NO BALLS!: "After the highly PULSATING Arsenal Vs. Barcelona game, Jack Wilshere developed butterflies in his belly, and had his legs turn jelly well ac..."

JACK WILSHERE HAS NO BALLS!

After the highly PULSATING Arsenal Vs. Barcelona game, Jack Wilshere developed butterflies in his belly, and had his legs turn jelly well according to Captain Cesc's TWEET.

@jack_wilshere can't believe i had to go to get Messi's shirt for u. U were so scared. You were MOTM so next time please ask urself!

Jack might have been tagged amazing with the ball for that cracker but he obviously does not have the BALLS. Why was he scared? or what was he scared of? Well i hear MESSIah can only speak "no English" in English which would have saved time especially if they tried sign language.

ooooh Pep Guardiola Barcelona Coach has been quick to kill all talks that he was lining up a bid for JACK WILSHERE as well as hinting that Barca won't be sniffing anybody from the Emirates, including Cesc Fabregas.

If you are curious as i got, to know exactly what Cesc was up to after the CHAMPIONS LEAGUE GAME well he had a regular dinner with fWriends.....

SOME MORNING SEXINESS - XAVI ALONSO

DT Lux Magazine recently had an interview with a man who has the powers to get any woman well drooled. He talked about our favourite boxers or briefs FOOTIE & WATCHES. This Spanish hunk who plays for Real Madrid is classy dresser so this shots come as no surprise and i think alot of soccer players have alot to learn from him.
*rubbing hands together* Lets indulge in some yummies now shall we?

hmmmmmmmm.....those eyes

ARSELONA

I know its a coupla days after the ARSELONA showdown but i just opened this blog yesterday so i hope you all can understand the delay. So in my usual taatafoo(curious) manner i saw this Promo. Correct me if am wrong but doesn't this promo tilt towards BARCELONA? And what was Thierry Henry doing there??? I mean as a representative of Arsenal or Barcelona? Nuff said here is the clip.

Ok now that the promo clip is viewed lets look at how the goals were scored again....

i can't get myself together just listening to the commentator ......blah blah ASHAVIN..... blah blah.....was he say come off it Ashavin?lol I could listen to the commentator all day.

LOL

LMAO LWBMBD(Laugh Wan Bust My Belle Die)!!!!
*catching breath & clearing throat*  from the slanted head with a cocky attitude on his face - to the sweaty slippery skin - to the tough grip on the thick twisted rope running down from his side to his back then curled forward-
and noooo am not talking about Becks
lol @his pampers.
In my mind's eye i can imagine that as an ADVERT for Pampers.....heheheheheee. These stars am sure don't know the half of how they influence people to try these things. If this cute boy gets u smiling i can assure you it won't be the same reaction with this wannabe.

SMH

David Beckham Armani Underwear Ad

I can bet my money that Beckham stuff some socks can't say the same for the Wannabe - a traditional
palm wine cup maybe.

RANDOMADNESS!

These actors really got me laughing but truth be told in every joke there is always an atom of truth.
worthy of note
* "no nonsense attitude, pride and temperaments" of  José uno el especial Mourinho. oooh and he looks like MR BEAN....OMG(suddenly realising) José does look like MR BEAN but a million times sexier you will agree.

* Ogbonge notice me fada Cristiano Ronaldo. The portrayal of his character is so amusing!!! He such an attention whore that his character even got ready to use the phone as a ball.....heheheheeee  ooooh


*Sergio Ramos' character nailed the dressing WELLaaaa the hair the way the walks and sometimes with his jacket....

What other atoms of truth can you find?

ARRANGE THESE FACES IN TOLERABLE ORDER!

Russian & Arsenal player Andrei Sergeyevich Arshavin  looking like MOUTH from ONE TREE HILL

Swedish & Milan striker Zlatan Ibrahimović's nose looks like it belongs in a MATHSET

 Tough "n" Thick Man-City Captain looks like an ORC from LORD OF THE RINGS

 hmmmmmmmm......NO COMMENT!(e too weak me abeg!)

Monsieur Frank Ribery why does Captain Barbossa come to mind each time u smile?

(in NATE DOGG'S VOICE) ring the alarm a VAMPIRE has just been sighted!!! Netherland & Liverpool's DIRK KUYT

Please Robert Earnshaw i beg you with all hats you hold dear, please don't do a Zinadine Zidane one me...

32 year old Spanish & Barcelona player's goal celebration can make a foetus baby cry

Spain’s Carles Puyol and Russia’s Andrei Arshavin challenge for a ball

 These pictures were not arranged in order please do us the HONOURS as you arrange in your TOLERABLE order.

LOVE IT OR HATE IT?

French and Panathinaikos soccer star Djibril Cisse is at it again oooh! He was spotted on the red carpet in an awards ceremony that held in Greece.

His team will take on take on Super League leader Olympiakos on Saturday in a crucial derby game.

One look at Djibril would have 1or more thoughts running through your mind

1) magically turning WOLVERINE and giving him a good beat down for that totally classy jacket.

2) Become invisble and place some DEVIL BEANS or YAM PEELS in his briefs till he is sore from scratching and begs my granny to have her skirts back.

3)or simple do it SPARTAN style *wink* *wink*